Ellieology

southparkdigital:

The Canadian Prince is now dipping his arms in the pudding…
[watch it here]

southparkdigital:

The Canadian Prince is now dipping his arms in the pudding…

[watch it here]

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(Source: s-un-rise, via malfoypure)

Fat Girls in Summer

sweet-gherkins:

Fat girls in summer

should not be forced into shorts

that hang like potato sacks

down to kneecaps

and over meaty thighs. 

Fat girls in summer

should cut those frumpy frocks

until the hem is shorter 

and jagged

and lets them fucking breathe.

Fat girls in summer

should not let themselves

be covered

or draped

or ignored.

Not by people nor clothes.

(via chubby-bunnies)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via sixpenceee)

ourtimeorg:

It’s time to ‪#‎RaiseTheWage‬: http://wefb.it/RDFkx4

sorelatable:

Every teenager has tried to fit their fat ass on a baby swing

(via licklucifer)

sinkorswimisbullshit:

My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.

(via quibblrs)

  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?